Need some advice

[MarillionFan]

I'm a sad Scottish twat living in a remote outback house, with dodgy electricity supply, piss poor weather and a crap telephone line. BTW did I also mention that I cannot take my whisky of an evening and have been having a sense of humour failure recently. Any suggestions on how I can get a sense of humour?

[Cliphead]

Ooh, got you rattled MF?

[mudskipper]

Is nationality relevant to this thread?

[Troll]

Is nationality relevant to this thread?

Interesting point...do we need a poll?

[MarillionFan]

Is nationality relevant to this thread?

Good point.

I should have said Celtic Supporter.

[Cliphead]

Good point.

I should have said Celtic Supporter.

Since you were obviously alluding to my thread I should point out that despite the accent I'm not Scottish.

Celtic supporter? Yes, I enjoy the good things in life.

[MarillionFan]

Since you were obviously alluding to my thread I should point out that despite the accent I'm not Scottish.

Celtic supporter? Yes, I enjoy the good things in life.

Fair point. But I've also never believed your Wikipedia entry about 'the midichlorians' either.

[Cliphead]

Fair point. But I've also never believed your Wikipedia entry about 'the midichlorians' either.

I have an app that tells me otherwise

[BrilloPad]

Any suggestions on how I can get a sense of humour?

Watch more gladiator films.

HTH

[d000hg]

Ooh, got you rattled MF?

Not seen MF get seriously peed off before; what did you do?