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    Past skives

    Best excuse for never turning up to work?

    (I always turn up but what do you have?)
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    I am pregnant.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I am pregnant.
      Caught Weils disease swimming in a lake during an Iron Man race.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Caught Weils disease swimming in a lake during an Iron Man race.
        Best skive? 18 months working for the civil service
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Best skive? 18 months working for the civil service
          Currently client co. Either that or the previous place made Caudwell look like a pleasant working environment.
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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