Private Parts on Ch5...

[zeitghost]

Whilst waiting for NYPD Blue to surface on More4 on Monday, I chanced across the aforementioned prog on 5...


Brazillians


Pierced ladies private parts

Trimming pubes with tailor's shears & removing part of labia by mistake

Vaginal tightening operation (faint, fall on floor & twitch a lot)...

Something must be done

[threaded]

Funny you should mention that, at one of my projects, a very old house in Denmark I keep finding all sorts of odd things, and I recently found a pair of very rusty single bow sheep shears. Now the last time there were sheep on that farm, according to the records, was pre WW1.

Also found a milk maids yoke, (and she must have been a small lass,) a brace and bit, all sorts of ancient tools in fact.

[Xenophon]

Should be roughly 4.5mins before this ends up in Light Relief...

If you post a pic of the piercing, trimming or tightening (!!!) that will secure the move to Hand Relief in my opinion.

[Xenophon]

You really, really, really don't want to see a piccie of vaginal tightening.

There was more forceps, bits of thread, and accumulated ironmongery than one could possibly imagine...

[WageSlave]

Once saw a show about anal bleaching. Rather fetching young American lass having her rear inspected by a female 'doctor'. Great memory....

....just popping to the gents....

[wendigo100]

There was a film called Privates On Parade. Not the same sort of thing as the C5 program though.

[Xenophon]

There was a film called Privates On Parade. Not the same sort of thing as the C5 program though.

There is a film called 'Private Parts' also. A Howard Stern titillation affair.

[wendigo100]

There was another show on 5 last year, allegedly, which I missed.

It was about Anal Tightening...

Just wondering, but how many anuses does a Giant Alien Lizard have? Just the one I suppose?

[wendigo100]

Why would one require more?

We just don't know.

I just thought that, since there are animals with multiple stomachs, multiple hearts, and history is littered with mythical animals with multiple heads, why not multiple arseholes? A much neglected area of research.

[Xenophon]

Aah, so it needed the inclusion of the word 'anuses' to prompt the move to Light Relief! Hehehe...