Private Parts on Ch5...

[wobbegong]

Coped with the chap having his Prince Albert fitted... (with clenched teeth & watching with one eye through my fingers... )

Was it your Japanese one?

[The Lone Gunman]

Only lasted 5 or 10 mins watching last night's delightful(?) Private Parts prog.

Coped with the chap having his Prince Albert fitted... (with clenched teeth & watching with one eye through my fingers... )

Then it was on to some unfortunate who managed to rip his Prince Albert out of the end of his weapon when taking his shorts off whilst drunk.

The photo of the end of his willie looked like chopped liver.

After 9 months & 2 operations, he still had a fistula

It took a 3rd op to fix that...

I am so glad I popped in here today!!!!!!!!!!

[Mordac]

Collective Noun?

I think the mention of multiple arseholes touched a nerve with the moderators, its possibly the collective noun.

Er, Labour Cabinet?

[Xenophon]

I think the mention of multiple arseholes touched a nerve with the moderators, its possibly the collective noun.

[The Lone Gunman]

Aah, so it needed the inclusion of the word 'anuses' to prompt the move to Light Relief! Hehehe...

I think the mention of multiple arseholes touched a nerve with the moderators, its possibly the collective noun.

[Xenophon]

Aah, so it needed the inclusion of the word 'anuses' to prompt the move to Light Relief! Hehehe...

[wendigo100]

Why would one require more?

We just don't know.

I just thought that, since there are animals with multiple stomachs, multiple hearts, and history is littered with mythical animals with multiple heads, why not multiple arseholes? A much neglected area of research.

[wendigo100]

There was another show on 5 last year, allegedly, which I missed.

It was about Anal Tightening...

Just wondering, but how many anuses does a Giant Alien Lizard have? Just the one I suppose?

[Xenophon]

There was a film called Privates On Parade. Not the same sort of thing as the C5 program though.

There is a film called 'Private Parts' also. A Howard Stern titillation affair.

[wendigo100]

There was a film called Privates On Parade. Not the same sort of thing as the C5 program though.

[WageSlave]

Once saw a show about anal bleaching. Rather fetching young American lass having her rear inspected by a female 'doctor'. Great memory....

....just popping to the gents....

[Xenophon]

You really, really, really don't want to see a piccie of vaginal tightening.

There was more forceps, bits of thread, and accumulated ironmongery than one could possibly imagine...

[Xenophon]

Should be roughly 4.5mins before this ends up in Light Relief...

If you post a pic of the piercing, trimming or tightening (!!!) that will secure the move to Hand Relief in my opinion.

[threaded]

Funny you should mention that, at one of my projects, a very old house in Denmark I keep finding all sorts of odd things, and I recently found a pair of very rusty single bow sheep shears. Now the last time there were sheep on that farm, according to the records, was pre WW1.

Also found a milk maids yoke, (and she must have been a small lass,) a brace and bit, all sorts of ancient tools in fact.

[zeitghost]

Whilst waiting for NYPD Blue to surface on More4 on Monday, I chanced across the aforementioned prog on 5...


Brazillians


Pierced ladies private parts

Trimming pubes with tailor's shears & removing part of labia by mistake

Vaginal tightening operation (faint, fall on floor & twitch a lot)...

Something must be done