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15 August 2023, 09:34

One for the ladies

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15 August 2023, 09:36

This Pondy's new company?

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15 August 2023, 09:46

Originally posted by vetran View Post

One for the ladies

Happy memories of a few years ago when DHL left a neighbour's parcel with us as he was out: 18" of cylindrical cardboard tube -- a bit like a poster roll -- with "1x gentleman's penis extender (perspex/clear)" on the delivery note.

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17 August 2023, 18:27

Originally posted by sadkingbilly

you toxic little sad fat twat

He spent years selling overpriced insurance. Pity you can't relate.

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