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KentPhilip getting married.

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    KentPhilip getting married.

    And on his Wedding day he confesses to his best man (KimberleyChris) that he is nervous about the Wedding night. KimberleyChris offers to hide in the wardrobe and whispers advice. He duly goes and hides, the bride and groom go to the honeymoon suite and KentPhilip dashes straight to the bathroom with nerves.

    He is in the ages and his wife needs a poo. Not wanting to spoil the mood she does it in a hat box which she leaves at the end of the bed and gets into bed.

    KentPhilip finally comes out of the bathroom and runs to the bed and treads on the hat box, straight through the lid and shouts "oh my word there is poo in it". KimberleyChris shouts out "turn her over".

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