He is in the ages and his wife needs a poo. Not wanting to spoil the mood she does it in a hat box which she leaves at the end of the bed and gets into bed.
KentPhilip finally comes out of the bathroom and runs to the bed and treads on the hat box, straight through the lid and shouts "oh my word there is poo in it". KimberleyChris shouts out "turn her over".
