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I think I just gave birth!

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    I think I just gave birth!

    I swear it's the size of my forearm
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I swear it's the size of my forearm
    That's cause your so full of tulip.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      That's cause your so full of tulip.
      Not any more!
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        A man and his girlfriend were walimg through a dark park one night - suddenly the lady says she needs a pee and pops behind the bushes. The man decides he can't resist and pops behind the bush and grabs between her legs and feels something long and hard. "Did you change you sex?" he asks. She replies "No. I changed my mind. I am having a dump".

        IGMC....

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          #5
          admin: is moving to "Light Relief" a cruel joke? You don't know what I went though, nothing 'light' about it!
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I swear it's the size of my forearm
            TMI...

            I thought you were a wholesome god fearing Terry Logan listening type.

            Get back in character please.

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