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pacharan replied

20 January 2012, 23:58
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I swear it's the size of my forearm

TMI...

I thought you were a wholesome god fearing Terry Logan listening type.

Get back in character please.
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d000hg replied

16 January 2012, 09:16
admin: is moving to "Light Relief" a cruel joke? You don't know what I went though, nothing 'light' about it!
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BrilloPad replied

16 January 2012, 09:03
A man and his girlfriend were walimg through a dark park one night - suddenly the lady says she needs a pee and pops behind the bushes. The man decides he can't resist and pops behind the bush and grabs between her legs and feels something long and hard. "Did you change you sex?" he asks. She replies "No. I changed my mind. I am having a dump".

IGMC....
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d000hg replied

16 January 2012, 08:58
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

That's cause your so full of tulip.

Not any more!
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MarillionFan replied

16 January 2012, 08:53
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I swear it's the size of my forearm

That's cause your so full of tulip.
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d000hg started a topic I think I just gave birth!

16 January 2012, 08:43
I think I just gave birth!

I swear it's the size of my forearm
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