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I have lovely juicy plums

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    I have lovely juicy plums

    Two of them, ripe almost to the point of bursting.

    Lovely.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Two of them, ripe almost to the point of bursting.

    Lovely.
    Have you tried anti-biotics?
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Have you tried anti-biotics?
      They are plums, not cucumbers.

      Or should I say, were...
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        I've got two cocks in my garden, I bet they'd eat your plums
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Have you tried anti-biotics?
          Or internet prawn.

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            #6
            Originally posted by russell View Post
            Or internet prawn.

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