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Knee jerk liberals always giving ya jipe.

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    Knee jerk liberals always giving ya jipe.

    WORLD RECORDS IN DOPE SMUGGLING (G. Shelton)
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    Largest amount smuggled in footwear - 35lbs of cocaine in pair of
    platform shoes. Los Angeles Airport, 1975

    Largest payload in camper - 7,600lbs of marijuana in Datsun pickup.
    Tijuana, 1976.

    Oldest smuggler - 108 year old woman caught swimming the Panama Canal
    with 150lbs of Coca leaves. (she then overwhelmed 6 guards and escaped).

    Earliest air attempt - Niagara Falls by balloon, 1859. 6 cases of French
    Absinthe dumped into Niagara River.

    Shortest multi-engined air attempt - 100yds by a DC-8 loaded with 36 tons
    of Michoacan, Georgia 1975.

    Rocket smuggle (experimental) - 200lbs of alfalfa in Texas. 1962.

    Nautical Payload - 300,000lbs in San Fransisco Bay. 1969.

    Longest pipeline - The Jamaica - Miami Ganja Oil Pipeline, constructed
    and maintained by the Rastafarians.

    Distance, Radio controlled - 2 kilos, 49 miles, San Diego. 1974.

    Official Goverment Record - 48 tons of hasish statues of "Ishtar the
    Relaxed" from Afghanistan, traded for equal weight of concrete bird-
    baths from USA (cultural exchange program).

    Distance - Giant Turtles tow waterproof containers 6,000 miles in an
    instinctive return to their nesting beach.

    Speed (land) - California 1976. Wire shot across border under wire fence,
    rabbits carrying 2 kilos of grass and wearing wire- following harnesses,
    are injected with methedrine and released.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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