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It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name.

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    It's toffee arsed scum like you what gives this space hopper a bad name.

    An old Jewish tailor was woken at 3am by the phone ringing. He picked it
    up, and heard an exultant voice on the other end of the line.
    "Hey, Manny, this is Mr. Johnson here," it said. "I'm just ringing to
    tell you that I'm currently in bed with your daughter, the one that
    helps in your shop, and I've just screwed her for half an hour."
    The little tailor smiled.
    "So?" he replied. "that is her buisness. She is 28-years-old now, and
    can look after herslf. So why phone me?"
    "I just wanted to congratulate you," replied Mr. Johnson. "It's the
    first time I've had something from your shop that fit's."
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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