An old Jewish tailor was woken at 3am by the phone ringing. He picked it
up, and heard an exultant voice on the other end of the line.
"Hey, Manny, this is Mr. Johnson here," it said. "I'm just ringing to
tell you that I'm currently in bed with your daughter, the one that
helps in your shop, and I've just screwed her for half an hour."
The little tailor smiled.
"So?" he replied. "that is her buisness. She is 28-years-old now, and
can look after herslf. So why phone me?"
"I just wanted to congratulate you," replied Mr. Johnson. "It's the
first time I've had something from your shop that fit's."
