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Old Ruddles Bladder Noggin.

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    Old Ruddles Bladder Noggin.

    One fine summers day, George set off for his summer holiday. He had been
    saving hard all year for the trip, and was driving along thinking of the
    fun he would have, when he was stopped by a police patrol car. The polic
    man walked around to his door, and said to George.
    "I'm sorry to stop you sir, but I thought I'd point out that your
    off-side brake light is faulty."
    Georges reaction was dramatic.
    "Oh God! No, it can't be!" he shreiked, then burst into uncontrollable
    tears.
    "It's nothing to worry about,sir," said the policeman. "I was only just
    mentioning it."
    But George was on the floor thumping the tarmac.
    "Sir, it's only a bulb, you can get one at the next garage," continued
    the policeman.
    "It's not that," sobbed George. "Where's my caravan?"
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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