One fine summers day, George set off for his summer holiday. He had been
saving hard all year for the trip, and was driving along thinking of the
fun he would have, when he was stopped by a police patrol car. The polic
man walked around to his door, and said to George.
"I'm sorry to stop you sir, but I thought I'd point out that your
off-side brake light is faulty."
Georges reaction was dramatic.
"Oh God! No, it can't be!" he shreiked, then burst into uncontrollable
tears.
"It's nothing to worry about,sir," said the policeman. "I was only just
mentioning it."
But George was on the floor thumping the tarmac.
"Sir, it's only a bulb, you can get one at the next garage," continued
the policeman.
"It's not that," sobbed George. "Where's my caravan?"
