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Tabloids from the planet Neptune.

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    Tabloids from the planet Neptune.

    Where do you get virgin wool from ?

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    Feminist sheep.

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    What are the five biggest lies ?

    1) The cheque's in the post.
    2) Hello, I'm from the council, and I'm here to help you.
    3) Some of my best friends are gay.
    4) Big is beautiful.
    5) I won't come in your mouth.

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    The writing on the wall... More chauvinist graffiti

    Seen in a gentlemen only club..
    'A wife is an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done'
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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