Where do you get virgin wool from ?

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Feminist sheep.

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What are the five biggest lies ?

1) The cheque's in the post.
2) Hello, I'm from the council, and I'm here to help you.
3) Some of my best friends are gay.
4) Big is beautiful.
5) I won't come in your mouth.

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The writing on the wall... More chauvinist graffiti

Seen in a gentlemen only club..
'A wife is an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done'