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Captain Pugwash and Master Bates, Yo Ho Ho, and axle grease.

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    Captain Pugwash and Master Bates, Yo Ho Ho, and axle grease.

    Bad news from the Olympic Games for Sexual Atheletes. The American
    team didn't come anywhere.

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    Have you heard about the the old man who streaked at a flower show. He
    won first prize for his dried arrangement.

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    What's hard, straight and dry going in, and soft wet and sticky
    coming out ?

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    Chewing Gum.

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    "Dad what's that?" asked the inquisitive boy pointing at his father's
    parts.
    "It's my hedgehog," replied the embarrassed father.
    "Really," said the boy. "It's got a big cock hasn't it?"
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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