Bad news from the Olympic Games for Sexual Atheletes. The American
team didn't come anywhere.
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Have you heard about the the old man who streaked at a flower show. He
won first prize for his dried arrangement.
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What's hard, straight and dry going in, and soft wet and sticky
coming out ?
"
Chewing Gum.
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"Dad what's that?" asked the inquisitive boy pointing at his father's
parts.
"It's my hedgehog," replied the embarrassed father.
"Really," said the boy. "It's got a big cock hasn't it?"
