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Hickory Dickory Dock, I've got lipstick round my ear.

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    Hickory Dickory Dock, I've got lipstick round my ear.

    A tourist from Hong Kong was having some trouble in a London bank. He ha
    just cashed a travellers' cheque, and had been given 138 Pounds sterling
    "But two weeks ag," he protested to the counter clerk, "I cashed a chequ
    for the same amount and got 150 Pounds.Why's that?"
    "Fluctuations," replied the clerk.
    "Fluck you Eulopeans too, I want my 150 Pounds."
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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