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darmstadt started a topic Hickory Dickory Dock, I've got lipstick round my ear.

2 April 2011, 06:46
Hickory Dickory Dock, I've got lipstick round my ear.

A tourist from Hong Kong was having some trouble in a London bank. He ha
just cashed a travellers' cheque, and had been given 138 Pounds sterling
"But two weeks ag," he protested to the counter clerk, "I cashed a chequ
for the same amount and got 150 Pounds.Why's that?"
"Fluctuations," replied the clerk.
"Fluck you Eulopeans too, I want my 150 Pounds."
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