Two girls, friends since their schooldays agreed to meet in the local
tea shop. Mary arrived first, and sat down, waiting for Jill. When Mary
saw her, she was shocked. She looked tired and seemed to be limping.
She sat down beside her very gingerly.
"You look awful," said Mary, "whatever's the matter?"
"I'm a bit sore," said Jill wincing.
"Never mind," replied Mary. "You'll be better after some tea".
"Actually, I'd rather have a cold drink," said Jill. "My mouths a bit
sore as well."
"What on earth's wrong with you?" asked Mary with some concern. "Have
you got a virus or something?"
"No, it's my new boyfriend," replied Jill. "He ****s like lightning."
"How do you mean?"
"He never strikes in the same place twice."
tea shop. Mary arrived first, and sat down, waiting for Jill. When Mary
saw her, she was shocked. She looked tired and seemed to be limping.
She sat down beside her very gingerly.
"You look awful," said Mary, "whatever's the matter?"
"I'm a bit sore," said Jill wincing.
"Never mind," replied Mary. "You'll be better after some tea".
"Actually, I'd rather have a cold drink," said Jill. "My mouths a bit
sore as well."
"What on earth's wrong with you?" asked Mary with some concern. "Have
you got a virus or something?"
"No, it's my new boyfriend," replied Jill. "He ****s like lightning."
"How do you mean?"
"He never strikes in the same place twice."
