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I'm going stick my tongue right down the back of your trousers.

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    I'm going stick my tongue right down the back of your trousers.

    Two girls, friends since their schooldays agreed to meet in the local
    tea shop. Mary arrived first, and sat down, waiting for Jill. When Mary
    saw her, she was shocked. She looked tired and seemed to be limping.
    She sat down beside her very gingerly.
    "You look awful," said Mary, "whatever's the matter?"
    "I'm a bit sore," said Jill wincing.
    "Never mind," replied Mary. "You'll be better after some tea".
    "Actually, I'd rather have a cold drink," said Jill. "My mouths a bit
    sore as well."
    "What on earth's wrong with you?" asked Mary with some concern. "Have
    you got a virus or something?"
    "No, it's my new boyfriend," replied Jill. "He ****s like lightning."
    "How do you mean?"
    "He never strikes in the same place twice."
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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