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Ip dip dog doo, Salvador and Margaret sit on the loo.

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    Ip dip dog doo, Salvador and Margaret sit on the loo.

    Little Audrey was staying with her uncle and auntie. One night she crept
    into their bedroom, and caught a glimpse of her uncles penis.
    "What's that?" Audrey asked innocently.
    "Um, it's the aerial of my new radio," replied her uncle quickly.
    "Oh really, what make is it?" she enquired.
    The old man thought fast.
    "It's a Sony, why?"
    "that's funny", replied Audrey with a wry grin. "I could have sworn I
    heard you say it was Ferranti"
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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