Little Audrey was staying with her uncle and auntie. One night she crept
into their bedroom, and caught a glimpse of her uncles penis.
"What's that?" Audrey asked innocently.
"Um, it's the aerial of my new radio," replied her uncle quickly.
"Oh really, what make is it?" she enquired.
The old man thought fast.
"It's a Sony, why?"
"that's funny", replied Audrey with a wry grin. "I could have sworn I
heard you say it was Ferranti"
