Necrotizing fasciitis

[suityou01]

I've got Necrotizing fasciitis and am a shadow of my former self.

Apparently I'll be right as rain in a few days after a course of antibiotics.

Let the sympathy posts roll

[RichardCranium]

So they haven't told you they'll hack off the body parts that have it?

And that covering you in maggots is the only way to stop it?

So, Mouldylocks, whereabouts on your body have you got it?

[Mich the Tester]

We know you're a necrophiliac, but I didn't realise you're a fascist too.

[suityou01]

So they haven't told you they'll hack off the body parts that have it?

And that covering you in maggots is the only way to stop it?

So, Mouldylocks, whereabouts on your body have you got it?

It could just be a case of the galloping nobrot and I'm just making a fuss though.

Posters who make stuff up, seriously.

[RichardCranium]

It could just be a case of the galloping nobrot and I'm just making a fuss though.

I'd have thought just one galloping knobrot would have been bad enough, let alone a whole case of them.

Fill a glass with neat Dettol and soak the offending member for 10 minutes. That'll sort you out. Honest.

[Zippy]

So, Mouldylocks, whereabouts on your body have you got it?

I heard it was on his stiff upper lip.

[RichardCranium]

I heard it was on his stiff upper lip.

How did he get galloping knob rot on his lip?





No, don't answer that.

Where is HAB, anyway?

[Zippy]

Where is HAB, anyway?

Quite. He's really missed at times such as these.

[northernrampage]

I've got Necrotizing fasciitis and am a shadow of my former self.

Apparently I'll be right as rain in a few days after a course of antibiotics.

Let the sympathy posts roll

My partner bites his fingers and nails.

He said that once years ago he was biting a finger and felt a shooting sensation going down his finger. His finger started rotting and he had to go to the doc, who he said recoiled in horror, told him it was Necrotizing fasciitis, gave him medicine, and he was fine very quickly.

He still bites his bloody fingers though. I ask him constantly not to do it. He thinks it's out of concern, but it's also because I don't want them near me if he gets it again

[sasguru]

I've got Narcissistic personality disorder compounded by hysterical emotionality and a chronically weak bladder

FTFY