Reply to: Necrotizing fasciitis

[wobbegong]

Zactly. It was that bad I don't even get it.

Oh dear™

[suityou01]

wobbegong - take the walk of shame

Zactly. It was that bad I don't even get it.

[Zippy]

wobbegong - take the walk of shame

[wobbegong]

Necrotizing fasciitis

The actress Dawn French has been diagnosed with Necrotizing fasciitis, also known as "The flesh eating disease". Doctors have only given her 47 years to live.

[northernrampage]

ftfy

(isn't it one of those bugs we all carry around, and it only becomes dangerous in rare circumstances? Like MRSA)

Yes. I believe that's true.

They test for some bugs now. They put swabs up a friend's nose of mine to check as they wanted to make sure he didn't have anything before coming in for an operation (this was a hospital that had had MRSA outbreaks though).

[suityou01]

FTFY

Quite funny, well done.

[Zippy]

He still bites his bloody fingers though. I ask him constantly not to do it. He thinks it's out of concern, but it's also because I don't want them near my family jewels if he gets it again

ftfy

(isn't it one of those bugs we all carry around, and it only becomes dangerous in rare circumstances? Like MRSA)

[sasguru]

I've got Narcissistic personality disorder compounded by hysterical emotionality and a chronically weak bladder

FTFY

[northernrampage]

I've got Necrotizing fasciitis and am a shadow of my former self.

Apparently I'll be right as rain in a few days after a course of antibiotics.

Let the sympathy posts roll

My partner bites his fingers and nails.

He said that once years ago he was biting a finger and felt a shooting sensation going down his finger. His finger started rotting and he had to go to the doc, who he said recoiled in horror, told him it was Necrotizing fasciitis, gave him medicine, and he was fine very quickly.

He still bites his bloody fingers though. I ask him constantly not to do it. He thinks it's out of concern, but it's also because I don't want them near me if he gets it again

[Zippy]

Where is HAB, anyway?

Quite. He's really missed at times such as these.

[RichardCranium]

I heard it was on his stiff upper lip.

How did he get galloping knob rot on his lip?





No, don't answer that.

Where is HAB, anyway?

[Zippy]

So, Mouldylocks, whereabouts on your body have you got it?

I heard it was on his stiff upper lip.

[RichardCranium]

It could just be a case of the galloping nobrot and I'm just making a fuss though.

I'd have thought just one galloping knobrot would have been bad enough, let alone a whole case of them.

Fill a glass with neat Dettol and soak the offending member for 10 minutes. That'll sort you out. Honest.

[suityou01]

So they haven't told you they'll hack off the body parts that have it?

And that covering you in maggots is the only way to stop it?

So, Mouldylocks, whereabouts on your body have you got it?

It could just be a case of the galloping nobrot and I'm just making a fuss though.

Posters who make stuff up, seriously.

[Mich the Tester]

We know you're a necrophiliac, but I didn't realise you're a fascist too.