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    #11
    Six days, 20 hours and 13 minutes.





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    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #12
      8 days, one hour and 18 minutes.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        41 days, 21 hours and nine minutes.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #14
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          41 days, 21 hours and nine minutes.
          Since I last worked.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.
            This is not the algorithm. This is close.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #16
              41 days, 22 hours and 37 minutes.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #17
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  41 days, 23 hours and ten minutes.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #19
                    The clock keeps the steady beat,
                    reminding us of our wasted time,
                    evey second being thrown away,
                    to the never ending battle of life,
                    The colors around me blend uncontrollably,
                    the pinks, whites, and light purples,
                    without room for blacks,blues and greens,
                    pushing out the brighter colors,
                    with no desire to forge their own path and make their own color,
                    the images around me,
                    are fuzzy and out of focus,
                    like the photograhper used a weak lense,
                    and couldn't pick up on the details,
                    small things that make people different,
                    Growing up,
                    trying to fit in,
                    why should another second,
                    ticking away before us,
                    be spent in the blender,
                    i need of the perfect teen image,
                    that is so unfocused,
                    so shallow,
                    never a moment,
                    when i don't her the beat,
                    the sad warning,
                    that i just lost a second of my life,
                    and i can never recover it,
                    it is lost to me forever,
                    i feel it pulsing in my heart in the ground and in my mind,
                    i feel it,
                    slipping away,
                    leaving me,
                    life.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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