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    A question of interest to contractors

    With all this debate about faith and philosophy and science and so on, I've been thinking again about something that I've often pondered.

    What is the best word for that lovely thing between a woman's legs? Do you prefer the vulgarity of the c word, the childish "fanny" or the scrabble high scoring "quim"? Or perhaps you have some other favoured moniker?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    With all this debate about faith and philosophy and science and so on, I've been thinking again about something that I've often pondered.

    What is the best word for that lovely thing between a woman's legs? Do you prefer the vulgarity of the c word, the childish "fanny" or the scrabble high scoring "quim"? Or perhaps you have some other favoured moniker?
    Here's a better question, are you really MF's sockie?

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      #3
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      Here's a better question, are you really MF's sockie?
      No. Are you really as much of a cock as you come across sometimes?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        No. Are you really as much of a cock as you come across sometimes?
        Thanks for your answer.

        Come along to a CUK do sometime and you can find out.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          Thanks for your answer.

          Come along to a CUK do sometime and you can find out.
          I may, if I ever return to the UK.

          Anyway, you haven't told me your favourite word for minge.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            No. Are you really as much of a cock as you come across sometimes?
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Come along to a CUK do sometime and you can find out.
            They should put that on the poster.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Some amusing suggestions here:
              The Camel Toe Song

              Needs sound. NSFW. And very very funny

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                #8
                my first gf family had an endearing turn of phrase. A boys thingy was a 'micky' and the girlies was a 'minnie'. much better than a noo noo, because it got the gender across quite neatly.

                Of course the real reason for risque and hard biting words is not for descriptive or conversational puposes, it's for adding power to the insult.

                e.g.
                'eh mate, youve gorra face like a kicked-in f@nny'
                'There's Sas, voted Twat of the year by the clunge-trimmers guild, and the delegates from the kippers-minge amateur river widening society'



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                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  my first gf family had an endearing turn of phrase. A boys thingy was a 'micky' and the girlies was a 'minnie'. much better than a noo noo, because it got the gender across quite neatly.

                  Of course the real reason for risque and hard biting words is not for descriptive or conversational puposes, it's for adding power to the insult.

                  e.g.
                  'eh mate, youve gorra face like a kicked-in f@nny'
                  'There's Sas, voted Twat of the year by the clunge-trimmers guild, and the delegates from the kippers-minge amateur river widening society'

                  Ah, that might be what Stacy on IACGMOOH called the punani she has to eat in a 'bush tucker' trial.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    Thanks for your answer.

                    Come along to a CUK do sometime and you can find out.
                    Typical. A veiled threat of violence like this is a school playground. Grow up.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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