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Brits are boorish......

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    #11
    i found it !

    good grief!!!
    Last edited by scotspine; 1 June 2006, 08:18.

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      #12
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Have you tried telling her it cures constipation Xogg?

        That one sometimes works.

        Allegedly.
        I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bitbucket
          I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor

          EO - 'Swallowing makes your boobies grow'

          Entire female race 'F off you d!ckwit'


          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bitbucket
            I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor
            rumour
            We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bitbucket
              I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor

              Well I have been butt-scuttling your missus for a year and my piles are still a dangling

              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                Well I have been butt-scuttling your missus for a year and my piles are still a dangling

                EO - Get your big black boyfriend to rub some hemerhoid on before giving you one up the arse , that might get rid of them.

                Actually you look like a double teamer so pain and delight at the same time
                Last edited by Bitbucket; 1 June 2006, 15:02.

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                  #18
                  "...taking it up the backside was the only sure fire contraception method available to young Italian women. A predilection that persists today."

                  I was talking to a doctor friend who specialises in infertility. She worked in Saudi for two years. As premarital sex is a taboo most males think it is fine do roger each other. So used to that practice they carry it through to marriage. The first question she asked infertile couples was “ what orifice are you using in conception”
                  HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.

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