Idiot at work

[thunderlizard]

A new contractor's just joined where I work. She does no work and just keeps posting on some kind of internet page with a giant football on it, then asks me what special things I'm working on. I keep telling her that they are special, they are written down on the "special list" but I don't think she understands. Fortunately she's getting the boot on Friday: I can hardly keep the smile off my face! Ha-ho!

[TestMangler]

A new contractor's just joined where I work. She does no work and just keeps posting on some kind of internet page with a giant football on it, then asks me what special things I'm working on. I keep telling her that they are special, they are written down on the "special list" but I don't think she understands. Fortunately she's getting the boot on Friday: I can hardly keep the smile off my face! Ha-ho!

As opposed to you posting on this 'internet page'

[minestrone]

As opposed to you posting on this 'internet page'

I think it is parody.

[thunderlizard]

indeed it was. Not of the best quality, but it is a time-honoured CUK tradition in response to such threads and I was sad to see it had got to page 3 and nobody had kept the flame alive.

[SupremeSpod]

Just for the record, you're saying you are interested in looking at an 11 year old girl's breasts?

No, you dickhead! I meant half of you lot were waiting for suitable provenance regarding the Eastern European bird!

[d000hg]

I have to work with an eastern european moron long time stay contractor at this client. Complete emotional haho , totally self-centered and selfish yet puts a smile like a 11 years old pusssy when the boss comes in. Does his tulipe on the environment without bothering to put notes / docs what he had done and calls himself a specialist. Then pretends his better and faster as others have to investigate what the hell he done. Cannot keep his attention for more than 7 seconds at a time unless the boss is talking to him.

No, you dickhead! I meant half of you lot were waiting for suitable provenance regarding the Eastern European bird!

I think your imagination has gone into overdrive at the thought of naked child. Or do you have insider information on Supergal that's unclear from your bad English skills?

[SupremeSpod]

You know like a puppy waiting for a biscuit.

I'm a bit worried, this seems slightly over the line...

Pray for her soul.

I think the rest are waiting to see her n**ks.

Just for the record, you're saying you are interested in looking at an 11 year old girl's breasts?

I think your imagination has gone into overdrive at the thought of naked child. Or do you have insider information on Supergal that's unclear from your bad English skills?

The only instruction towards you was to pray for supergal's soul.

[supergal]

The op subject is a complete facko. It is acknowledged by other contractors. I actually may not extend because of this pig. I am at the point where I don't care whether it will be extended or not so I am gonna give that slum goat a piece of my mind.

Peace.

[OwlHoot]

What is a haho?

I looked it up - a "high-altitude high-opening" parachute apparently, in the US army.

[NotAllThere]

Just for the record, you're saying you are interested in looking at an 11 year old girl's breasts?

Nothing to see. Move along.