Ruth Kelly

[Clownio]

Did we ever get to the bottom of whether she's a lezza or not ?

I think she is, well she certainly looks like one anyway and that's good enough in my book.

[Xenophon]

Did we ever get to the bottom of whether she's a lezza or not ?

I think she is, well she certainly looks like one anyway and that's good enough in my book.

Agreed.

[BoredBloke]

She has 4 kids but then I suppose she could have simply found them in Tescos. You see loads of people pushing trolleys with kids in, but I've nevfer found the shelf where you get them from.

She looks like a boy! Is she married to somebody who wanted to be a priest or something?

[hyperD]

Looks OK, nice drip tray etc But the voice... sounds too deep throat for my liking... it'll sound like buggering a gorilla...

[Xenophon]

When I buggered a gorilla the noise she made was actually quite high-pitched. She went AH!.............AH!.............AH!

[hyperD]

The last one I buggered simply picked out my pubic lice and ate them...

[NoddY]

Female members of Opus Dei often have short hair.

[BoredBloke]

"Female members of Opus Dei often have short hair."

Do they usually have their tits scraping the floor also like Kelly?

[NoddY]

"Female members of Opus Dei often have short hair."

Do they usually have their tits scraping the floor also like Kelly?

Perhaps it's the result of self mutilation for penance?

[interested]

she is married to a bloke called Derek Gadd who works at some quango - association of london government I think