Ruth Kelly

[Dundeegeorge]

Obviously not

Maybe she'll be the next Chancellor...

as the previous postings suggest that she can count...

[Churchill]

Sounds somewhat incestuous to me....

"Calculating is her metier,...totting up the figures in Norman Lamont's 1992 budget for her Guardian scoop that he had broken the Treasury's golden rules of spending"

Wonder if she be nice enough to do the same with GB?

Maybe she'll be the next Chancellor...

[Joe Black]

Sounds somewhat incestuous to me....

"Calculating is her metier,...totting up the figures in Norman Lamont's 1992 budget for her Guardian scoop that he had broken the Treasury's golden rules of spending"

Wonder if she be nice enough to do the same with GB?

[interested]

she is married to a bloke called Derek Gadd who works at some quango - association of london government I think

[NoddY]

"Female members of Opus Dei often have short hair."

Do they usually have their tits scraping the floor also like Kelly?

Perhaps it's the result of self mutilation for penance?

[BoredBloke]

"Female members of Opus Dei often have short hair."

Do they usually have their tits scraping the floor also like Kelly?

[NoddY]

Female members of Opus Dei often have short hair.

[hyperD]

The last one I buggered simply picked out my pubic lice and ate them...

[Xenophon]

When I buggered a gorilla the noise she made was actually quite high-pitched. She went AH!.............AH!.............AH!

[hyperD]

Looks OK, nice drip tray etc But the voice... sounds too deep throat for my liking... it'll sound like buggering a gorilla...

[BoredBloke]

She has 4 kids but then I suppose she could have simply found them in Tescos. You see loads of people pushing trolleys with kids in, but I've nevfer found the shelf where you get them from.

She looks like a boy! Is she married to somebody who wanted to be a priest or something?

[Xenophon]

Did we ever get to the bottom of whether she's a lezza or not ?

I think she is, well she certainly looks like one anyway and that's good enough in my book.

Agreed.

[Clownio]

Did we ever get to the bottom of whether she's a lezza or not ?

I think she is, well she certainly looks like one anyway and that's good enough in my book.