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    Cyclops

    On main roads - where is Odysseus when you need him!!!

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    On main roads - where is Odysseus when you need him!!!
    He's busy with the sheep!

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Welsh, is he then, boyo?
      Did not Odysseus and his men tie themselves beneath sheep to escape from the cyclops Polyphemus?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Did not Odysseus and his men tie themselves beneath sheep to escape from the cyclops Polyphemus?
        I thought someone turned his men INTO sheep. Or was it pigs?

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          On main roads - where is Odysseus when you need him!!!
          I thought this was going to be another election thread, about Gordon Brown.
          If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

          Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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            #6
            Polyphemus

            Poor bloke. He was a lovely fellow (according to Theocritus) just minding his business. Those people who broke in and nicked his cheese deserved to be eaten brains-first. But no, the poor visually-impaired homeowner gets his eyeball sizzled instead. It's human rights gone mad is what it is.
            Yes they did escape on the undercarriage of sheep. And then a randy B&B-owner on the next island along turns a couple of his guys into pigs. It really is a cracking read.

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