On main roads - where is Odysseus when you need him!!!
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Originally posted by AtW View PostOn main roads - where is Odysseus when you need him!!! -
Originally posted by zeitghostWelsh, is he then, boyo?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostDid not Odysseus and his men tie themselves beneath sheep to escape from the cyclops Polyphemus?Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostOn main roads - where is Odysseus when you need him!!!If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis CostelloComment
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Polyphemus
Poor bloke. He was a lovely fellow (according to Theocritus) just minding his business. Those people who broke in and nicked his cheese deserved to be eaten brains-first. But no, the poor visually-impaired homeowner gets his eyeball sizzled instead. It's human rights gone mad is what it is.
Yes they did escape on the undercarriage of sheep. And then a randy B&B-owner on the next island along turns a couple of his guys into pigs. It really is a cracking read.Comment
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