Polyphemus
Poor bloke. He was a lovely fellow (according to Theocritus) just minding his business. Those people who broke in and nicked his cheese deserved to be eaten brains-first. But no, the poor visually-impaired homeowner gets his eyeball sizzled instead. It's human rights gone mad is what it is.
Yes they did escape on the undercarriage of sheep. And then a randy B&B-owner on the next island along turns a couple of his guys into pigs. It really is a cracking read.
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I thought someone turned his men INTO sheep. Or was it pigs?Originally posted by Churchill View PostDid not Odysseus and his men tie themselves beneath sheep to escape from the cyclops Polyphemus?
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Did not Odysseus and his men tie themselves beneath sheep to escape from the cyclops Polyphemus?Originally posted by zeitghostWelsh, is he then, boyo?
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