Lager Frenzy!!!

[stek]

GF gone home for a visit, and I'm four tins into a 24 pack of Żywiec, 5.6%, what else can I do? Order Domino's, bet online, find some German Porn on Satellite, neuner-neuner-funf-neuner?

Or buy a Ferrari 400 on Ebay, been looking...

Hic...

[suityou01]

GF gone home for a visit, and I'm four tins into a 24 pack of Żywiec, 5.6%, what else can I do? Order Domino's, bet online, find some German Porn on Satellite, neuner-neuner-funf-neuner.....

Hic...

Your head is going to hurt in the morning. I just have this mental picture of a hung over IT contractor waking in his favourite armchair covered in pizza crumbs with his trousers round his ankles. Floor littered with lager tins and pizza boxes.

Neun hundert neunzig, drei drei eins drei drei eins, ruf an! I'm sure this half chubber that just sprung up is a pavlovian response to that jingle in my head.

Pot noodle?

[MaryPoppins]

Your head is going to hurt in the morning. I just have this mental picture of a hung over IT contractor waking in his favourite armchair covered in pizza crumbs with his trousers round his ankles. Floor littered with lager tins and pizza boxes.

[suityou01]

And no one to rub his Fell-Walkers in. Poor lad.

[MaryPoppins]

And no one to rub his Fell-Walkers in. Poor lad.

He'll have to do it him-bloody-self then won't he, I know the feeling.

[stek]

Your head is going to hurt in the morning. I just have this mental picture of a hung over IT contractor waking in his favourite armchair covered in pizza crumbs with his trousers round his ankles. Floor littered with lager tins and pizza boxes.

Neun hundert neunzig, drei drei eins drei drei eins, ruf an! I'm sure this half chubber that just sprung up is a pavlovian response to that jingle in my head.

Pot noodle?

Well, I remeber Sky Analogue, u got 15 mins of free porn when the missus was out on Tuesday, 23:00....

It was usually German ads, numbers with loads of nines in, obviously mega-expensive if German but I was happy with the free 10 mins or so...

Except, I was there on the big night, gf away, house empty, box of tissues, but, "..Tonight, is gay night!!" - well optimistic, could be lesbos but no, it's blokes back-rapping each other, not only that but being happy about it, stupid smiles whilst being buggered, I mean....

Turned off and watched Emmerdale repeat. And put the tissues away for another night....

[MaryPoppins]

Well, I remeber Sky Analogue, u got 15 mins of free porn when the missus was out on Tuesday, 23:00....

It was usually German ads, numbers with loads of nines in, obviously mega-expensive if German but I was happy with the free 10 mins or so...

Except, I was there on the big night, gf away, house empty, box of tissues, but, "..Tonight, is gay night!!" - well optimistic, could be lesbos but no, it's blokes back-rapping each other, not only that but being happy about it, stupid smiles whilst being buggered, I mean....

Turned off and watched Emmerdale repeat. And put the tissues away for another night....

I have heard that the gays do like having gay sex. Go figure.

[suityou01]

Well, I remeber Sky Analogue, u got 15 mins of free porn when the missus was out on Tuesday, 23:00....

It was usually German ads, numbers with loads of nines in, obviously mega-expensive if German but I was happy with the free 10 mins or so...

Except, I was there on the big night, gf away, house empty, box of tissues, but, "..Tonight, is gay night!!" - well optimistic, could be lesbos but no, it's blokes back-rapping each other, not only that but being happy about it, stupid smiles whilst being buggered, I mean....

Turned off and watched Emmerdale repeat. And put the tissues away for another night....

148 posts and a ban.
Is this a record?

[scotspine]

148 posts and a ban.
Is this a record?

i know. my "an adolescent has posted more tacky material" alert rang loud & clear...god knows how anyone can find this kind of footie-terrace drivel remotely funny. or interesting. or worth a reply. def worth a ban tho'

[stek]

i know. my "an adolescent has posted more tacky material" alert rang loud & clear...god knows how anyone can find this kind of footie-terrace drivel remotely funny. or interesting. or worth a reply. def worth a ban tho'

Ok bye, ur a fukwit well and truly!