Reply to: Lager Frenzy!!!

[stek]

Suggestion from someone who has been where you are:

When you've got the gaff to yourself, buy weaker but better quality lager. Or get in a selection of real ales.

That's good advice, but they don't do the 5.2% Stella anymore...

Corrie time...

[stek]

that's fine stek. you go and do whatever it is you have to do. we'll leave it at that but in future, please try to refrain from posting here when you're in that state. you can do so much better (ref your raid posts earlier).

Funnily enough I've not had a drink till 20 mins ago, and anyway when pissed I'm generally the social animal, love everybody, even Eric Cantona, I've got two brothers who get aggressive under the influence, not nice.....

Think it was the anticipation! Plus losing to Liverpool 0-2 didn't help...

Anyway, pint number two now and I'm d'ling Corrie. Corrie Frenzy....

Didn't mean that about Cantona, he's still a tw......

[Numpty]

GF gone home for a visit, and I'm four tins into a 24 pack of Żywiec, 5.6%, ...

Suggestion from someone who has been where you are:

When you've got the gaff to yourself, buy weaker but better quality lager. Or get in a selection of real ales.

[scotspine]

that's fine stek. you go and do whatever it is you have to do. we'll leave it at that but in future, please try to refrain from posting here when you're in that state. you can do so much better (ref your raid posts earlier).

[stek]

Got my last warning, I must be of a bit of a forumonic enigma still (or enema), gonna cool off, mellow out, watch a bit of something nice on telly, like fridays Corrie, I might apologise later but I still don't know what I did, apart from calling Scotspine a Fukwit, for which I do apologise, no need for that whatever the circumstances.

Anyway, I've not even started on the Żywiec yet, now it's Lager Frenzy time...

[scotspine]

i said "worth a ban", which is not the same as a ban. i realise you may have drunk too much, and may not realise what you're saying, however, you are one step closer with that last remark. i will give you one more chance to retire gracefully but if you come back with more abuse...

[stek]

[suityou01]

I fear it's too late, I'm on loads of fora, never anywhere near a ban, ok I know I have a somewhat immature sense of humour but that compared to the absolute hell and abuse some guys are subjected to here for asking simple questions I think it's nowt really.

Anyway, I enjoyed it here but I that's it, goodbye ;(

[stek]

Oh right, it's the mods fault.
Go and sober up, ya choob.

I fear it's too late, I'm on loads of fora, never anywhere near a ban, ok I know I have a somewhat immature sense of humour but that compared to the absolute hell and abuse some guys are subjected to here for asking simple questions I think it's nowt really.

Anyway, I enjoyed it here but I that's it, goodbye ;(

[suityou01]

Ok bye, ur a fukwit well and truly!

Oh right, it's the mods fault.
Go and sober up, ya choob.

[stek]

i know. my "an adolescent has posted more tacky material" alert rang loud & clear...god knows how anyone can find this kind of footie-terrace drivel remotely funny. or interesting. or worth a reply. def worth a ban tho'

Ok bye, ur a fukwit well and truly!

[scotspine]

148 posts and a ban.
Is this a record?

i know. my "an adolescent has posted more tacky material" alert rang loud & clear...god knows how anyone can find this kind of footie-terrace drivel remotely funny. or interesting. or worth a reply. def worth a ban tho'

[suityou01]

Well, I remeber Sky Analogue, u got 15 mins of free porn when the missus was out on Tuesday, 23:00....

It was usually German ads, numbers with loads of nines in, obviously mega-expensive if German but I was happy with the free 10 mins or so...

Except, I was there on the big night, gf away, house empty, box of tissues, but, "..Tonight, is gay night!!" - well optimistic, could be lesbos but no, it's blokes back-rapping each other, not only that but being happy about it, stupid smiles whilst being buggered, I mean....

Turned off and watched Emmerdale repeat. And put the tissues away for another night....

148 posts and a ban.
Is this a record?

[MaryPoppins]

Well, I remeber Sky Analogue, u got 15 mins of free porn when the missus was out on Tuesday, 23:00....

It was usually German ads, numbers with loads of nines in, obviously mega-expensive if German but I was happy with the free 10 mins or so...

Except, I was there on the big night, gf away, house empty, box of tissues, but, "..Tonight, is gay night!!" - well optimistic, could be lesbos but no, it's blokes back-rapping each other, not only that but being happy about it, stupid smiles whilst being buggered, I mean....

Turned off and watched Emmerdale repeat. And put the tissues away for another night....

I have heard that the gays do like having gay sex. Go figure.

[stek]

Your head is going to hurt in the morning. I just have this mental picture of a hung over IT contractor waking in his favourite armchair covered in pizza crumbs with his trousers round his ankles. Floor littered with lager tins and pizza boxes.

Neun hundert neunzig, drei drei eins drei drei eins, ruf an! I'm sure this half chubber that just sprung up is a pavlovian response to that jingle in my head.

Pot noodle?

Well, I remeber Sky Analogue, u got 15 mins of free porn when the missus was out on Tuesday, 23:00....

It was usually German ads, numbers with loads of nines in, obviously mega-expensive if German but I was happy with the free 10 mins or so...

Except, I was there on the big night, gf away, house empty, box of tissues, but, "..Tonight, is gay night!!" - well optimistic, could be lesbos but no, it's blokes back-rapping each other, not only that but being happy about it, stupid smiles whilst being buggered, I mean....

Turned off and watched Emmerdale repeat. And put the tissues away for another night....