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    The German Sun

    I never knew it was also in English

    Example report, brilliant
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Sausage eaters. First they want Belgium, then France. Now they are claiming the Sun





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      #3
      Eeek, that story made my eyes water!
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        anyone for a game of marbles?

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          #5
          I bet there are some frightened inmates in Germany's prisons now.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            That's absolutely nuts!
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              The Germans! Do they still have those tall marsh-mallow bell-end things called 'Negro's Kiss'? Neggerküssen or something?

              My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!

              I don't think PC-ness has reached the Former Third Reich yet...

              Also I still have a box of 'Spunk' around I got from Hamburg...

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                The Germans! Do they still have those tall marsh-mallow bell-end things called 'Negro's Kiss'? Neggerküssen or something?
                Yep, they're not really called that anymore (much) but they are called Dickmanns and Frau D. likes them (personally after eating a few, they make me want to vomit)

                Originally posted by stek View Post
                My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!

                I don't think PC-ness has reached the Former Third Reich yet...

                Also I still have a box of 'Spunk' around I got from Hamburg...
                PC'ness is here to a point but I was watching a program last night and they were showing an apartment where 3 students lived, 2 white girls and a coloured bloke who's nickname was 'Blackie'
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post

                  My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!
                  They call Brits 'Inselaffe' (Island Monkeys) because:

                  The actual meaning behind it refers to the Germans forming the opinion that evolution did not quite hit the coast of Great Britain
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    They call Brits 'Inselaffe' (Island Monkeys) because they're descended from Germans from the region of Saxony
                    ftfy
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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