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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Sausage eaters. First they want Belgium, then France. Now they are claiming the Sun
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Eeek, that story made my eyes water!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I bet there are some frightened inmates in Germany's prisons now.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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The Germans! Do they still have those tall marsh-mallow bell-end things called 'Negro's Kiss'? Neggerküssen or something?
My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!
I don't think PC-ness has reached the Former Third Reich yet...
Also I still have a box of 'Spunk' around I got from Hamburg...Comment
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Yep, they're not really called that anymore (much) but they are called Dickmanns and Frau D. likes them (personally after eating a few, they make me want to vomit)Originally posted by stek View PostThe Germans! Do they still have those tall marsh-mallow bell-end things called 'Negro's Kiss'? Neggerküssen or something?
PC'ness is here to a point but I was watching a program last night and they were showing an apartment where 3 students lived, 2 white girls and a coloured bloke who's nickname was 'Blackie'Originally posted by stek View PostMy partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!
I don't think PC-ness has reached the Former Third Reich yet...
Also I still have a box of 'Spunk' around I got from Hamburg...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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They call Brits 'Inselaffe' (Island Monkeys) because:Originally posted by stek View Post
My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!
The actual meaning behind it refers to the Germans forming the opinion that evolution did not quite hit the coast of Great Britain“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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