The German Sun

[stek]

I wouldn't have posted that on here!

Try Here - http://www.queeruk.net/

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It's real! It's liquorice, but I refuse to taste my own spunk. Or anyone else's.

http://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/...1168781997.jpg

[Diver]

Also I still have a box of 'Spunk' around I got from Hamburg...

I wouldn't have posted that on here!

Try Here - http://www.queeruk.net/

[stek]

Yep, they're not really called that anymore (much) but they are called Dickmanns and Frau D. likes them (personally after eating a few, they make me want to vomit)



PC'ness is here to a point but I was watching a program last night and they were showing an apartment where 3 students lived, 2 white girls and a coloured bloke who's nickname was 'Blackie'

I can remember seeing newspaper job ads for such as 'Attractive Secretary Required" and 'Nice German Couples only" for a flat....

Cigarette ads everywhere and smoking in the office still - tho I know that's illegal but maybe an exception at Hauni in Bergedorf nr Hamburg where they make the cancer-stick machines....

And come back to ur hotel room after a session and what's on the telly - 50% porn channels! Soft porn ok but enough for three wanks at least and I'm nearly 50....

I love it! Germany, not the porn or the wanking, gf is a fluent speaker (and I dont use the word fluent lightly) see will be relocating there - eventually!

Or Switzerland....

[Mich the Tester]

They call Brits 'Inselaffe' (Island Monkeys) because they're descended from Germans from the region of Saxony

ftfy

[darmstadt]

My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!

They call Brits 'Inselaffe' (Island Monkeys) because:

The actual meaning behind it refers to the Germans forming the opinion that evolution did not quite hit the coast of Great Britain

[darmstadt]

The Germans! Do they still have those tall marsh-mallow bell-end things called 'Negro's Kiss'? Neggerküssen or something?

Yep, they're not really called that anymore (much) but they are called Dickmanns and Frau D. likes them (personally after eating a few, they make me want to vomit)

My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!

I don't think PC-ness has reached the Former Third Reich yet...

Also I still have a box of 'Spunk' around I got from Hamburg...

PC'ness is here to a point but I was watching a program last night and they were showing an apartment where 3 students lived, 2 white girls and a coloured bloke who's nickname was 'Blackie'

[stek]

The Germans! Do they still have those tall marsh-mallow bell-end things called 'Negro's Kiss'? Neggerküssen or something?

My partner's black African friend was called 'Der Affe' by her workmates which is 'The Monkey' I think. Outrageous!

I don't think PC-ness has reached the Former Third Reich yet...

Also I still have a box of 'Spunk' around I got from Hamburg...

[Diver]

That's absolutely nuts!

[Mich the Tester]

I bet there are some frightened inmates in Germany's prisons now.

[original PM]

anyone for a game of marbles?

[hyperD]

Eeek, that story made my eyes water!

[EternalOptimist]

Sausage eaters. First they want Belgium, then France. Now they are claiming the Sun

[darmstadt]

I never knew it was also in English

Example report, brilliant