Cumberland sausages

**Diver** · 22 December 2009, 18:16

Sizzle and spit fat everywhere?

**HairyArsedBloke** · 22 December 2009, 18:22

Think to myself, "Oh no, not again".

**norrahe** · 22 December 2009, 18:26

Originally posted by AtW View Post

If you woke up one day and found yourself in a group of fellow cumberland sausages all ready in a frying pan, then what would you do?

have you forgotten to take your medication again?

**norrahe** · 22 December 2009, 18:28

Originally posted by Toolpusher

I would hope my future would look something like this.

do they serve that your local hooters?

**shaunbhoy** · 22 December 2009, 18:28

Originally posted by AtW View Post

If you woke up one day and found yourself in a group of fellow cumberland sausages all ready in a frying pan, then what would you do?

AtW,
if you are at the stage of dreaming about sausages then you really ought to seek counselling.

For your own sake, go and get laid!

HTH

**norrahe** · 22 December 2009, 18:31

Originally posted by Toolpusher

AtW's dream

my that's a big one

**Zippy** · 22 December 2009, 18:34

Originally posted by AtW View Post

If you woke up one day and found yourself in a group of fellow cumberland sausages all ready in a frying pan, then what would you do?

I'd roll another joint.

HTH

**HairyArsedBloke** · 22 December 2009, 18:35

Ah dreams, that reminds me. (I'm going off topic, but whenever has that mattered in one of Atw's topics)

I had a nightmare involving daleks last week.

**EternalOptimist** · 22 December 2009, 18:36

Considering that the region has just had the trauma of the worst floods in 10 thousand years, and that my missus is from Cumbria, I think this tread is tasteless to say the least.
Obviously, if my saus was the size of a cumberland, I would nip in and take her mind off the floods immediately

Cumberland sausages