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how similar is your wife to your mother?

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    how similar is your wife to your mother?

    does your wife cook for you, clean for you, pick up your dirty pants for you, and generally look after you?

    or is she one of these new age, equalities type wives/women?

    discuss.

    #2
    She’s willing to cook for me and iron my shirts, but she’s crap at both, so I cook and we have a minion who does the ironing.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
      does your wife cook for you, clean for you, pick up your dirty pants for you, and generally look after you?

      or is she one of these new age, equalities type wives/women?

      discuss.

      What if you dont have one?
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        What if you dont have one?
        dont reply!

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          #5
          I've not yet been able to measure the size of my mother in law's ring.

          My wife is a size "Q" incidentally.

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            #6
            Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
            dont reply!
            You really ARE a thumping great moron aren't you
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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              #7
              • Cooks for me (excellent cook)
              • Cleans up after me (continuously)
              • Pampers me


              But most of all - tolerates me
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                You really ARE a thumping great moron aren't you
                actually you prb dont even have a girlfriend so there no point you even being on this thred is there?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  You really ARE a thumping great moron aren't you
                  WSS +++++
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    WSS +++++
                    Cheers Sassy
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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