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Originally posted by chef View PostI think Arun V thinks he doesn't want to be alone this xmas and is looking for some fun..
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I wonder what on earth could be putting the girls off joining...Originally posted by chef View PostI think Arun V thinks he doesn't want to be alone this xmas and is looking for some fun..
too much!
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That was in 2005 and since then I think Arun's been held hostage by the Somali pirates.Originally posted by Churchill View Post"Arun V" you posted a similar question here...
http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/4735-blokes.html
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Since then I think he's posted under 2 other names, been married, joined the TA, flown a Tornado Jet with a bowl of pasta on his lap, been divorced, contemplated a trip to the Arctic, gone to prison and is now out.Originally posted by Naaarwich View PostThat was in 2005 and since then I think Arun's been held hostage by the Somali pirates.

Hey but that's just my theory.Comment
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<Desperately tries to remember which giant, pointless thread in particular...>Originally posted by Churchill View Post"Arun V" you posted a similar question here...
http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/4735-blokes.html
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Just wait till he mentions 'the war - it was hell'...Originally posted by Churchill View PostSince then I think he's posted under 2 other names, been married, joined the TA, flown a Tornado Jet with a bowl of pasta on his lap, been divorced, contemplated a trip to the Arctic, gone to prison and is now out.
Hey but that's just my theory."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Possible lining up his next ex-...Originally posted by Churchill View Post"Arun V" you posted a similar question here...
http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/4735-blokes.html
Pillock!
Well don't look at me - I'm wandering around thinking I'm a Captain of the Rebel Alliance at the moment.
(I was going to say 'normal', but realised that wasn't quite true...)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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You are wearing the new boots? Very nice btw.Originally posted by cojak View PostPossible lining up his next ex-...
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Oh yes.Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou are wearing the new boots? Very nice btw.
Now you must excuse me while I readjust my FastTurn-3 Hydrospanner..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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