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There are no fit birds on here now....."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
It is in light relief and is called one a day. That picture is well below standard.Originally posted by bodnobal View PostI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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That'll be Rosamund Pike, then
Don't smile, girl. Your face will crack.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostThat picture is well below standard.
Born in 1979? Not 1959? She's going grey.
She airbrushes up OK.
Shame she can't pose.
Girl next door? Or her saggy mum?
And she was a Bond girl?
Air brush, or hair brush?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Faces, who wants to see faces?
Actually not entirely true, dun alf fancy Kiera Knightley and it's her face, not her skinny body. Graft her face onto Dawn French's body and it would be the perfect woman.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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