Have you ever snotted on someones back ?

[EternalOptimist]

Have you ever snotted on someones back ?

I have.

I did a big sneeze at an insurance company eight years ago, snot eveywhere.
This lotus notes dev jumps up scrabbling at his back shouting 'that got me that did'

fag

[wobbegong]

Pure class.

[BlackenedBiker]

Yes in a lecture at uni, the bodily fluid sailed through the air to land on the shoulder of a fellow student 3 rows down in the lecture theatre.


Sorry Liz whereever you are

[realityhack]

Not their back, but some years ago... I was talking to someone when I unexpectedly sneezed. The resulting ball of phlegm darted straight into their open mouth. Recipient of newly-born phlegm-monster darted straight to the bathroom, looking a bit green around the gills. I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Not their back, but some years ago... I was talking to someone when I unexpectedly sneezed. The resulting ball of phlegm darted straight into their open mouth. Recipient of newly-born phlegm-monster darted straight to the bathroom, looking a bit green around the gills. I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.

if you had spit that at me I would have spit it back in your open mouth.

In some circles this is called green snowballing.

[RichardCranium]

if you had spit that at me I would have spit it back in your open mouth.

In some circles this is called green snowballing.

The InterNet is truly a wondrous place.

[TinTrump]

No. But leaving a pub in Brum a mate of mine threw up down a lad's back. As the fellow had a jacket on he un/fortunately didn't notice; though I'm sure he did a few minutes later when the stink hit his nostrils.

[BrilloPad]

Have you ever snotted on someones back ?

I have.

I did a big sneeze at an insurance company eight years ago, snot eveywhere.
This lotus notes dev jumps up scrabbling at his back shouting 'that got me that did'

fag

Can't you control your sneezes? Are you getting old?

[Ruse]

No. But leaving a pub in Brum a mate of mine threw up down a lad's back. As the fellow had a jacket on he un/fortunately didn't notice; though I'm sure he did a few minutes later when the stink hit his nostrils.

Reminds me of a holiday in Turkey some years back. I was on a boat trip and a female German tourist 3 rows up was throwing up, as it was a bit choppy, into a white polystyrene cup. Her friend then chucked the contents out of the window. It got caught in the wind and came back in my window and splattered me all over.

[BrilloPad]

Brian Blessed was on extended HIGNFY about how up everest some chap had to take a dump in a blizzard. they tied him over edge. wind caught the dump, took it upwards and landed on his shoulder.