Have you ever snotted on someones back ?

[BlackenedBiker]

No. But leaving a pub in Brum a mate of mine threw up down a lad's back. As the fellow had a jacket on he un/fortunately didn't notice; though I'm sure he did a few minutes later when the stink hit his nostrils.

I once witnessed a drunk snogging couple. I soon learned that the young lady had recently eaten (although not chewed) pie and chips, as the remnants of her supper poured out from between her and her paramors clamped lips.

He was none too pleased to have experienced someone vomitting into his mouth..

Ah Romance.......

[chef]

When I was around 16 I went out for New Years celebrations with my mates, needless to say I couldn't handle my drink and found myself at around 11pm holding onto a phone in a phone box at the top of hte high street talking into the upside down receiver to the taxi controller asking for a cab.
"where to?"
"home"

Taxi arrived, took me home, god knows what I paid him, I then crawled on all fours up the driveway as I was too p!ssed to stand up. Lurched up to the smack the door bell and slumped against the door preparing for the b0llocking I was inevitably about to receive. To my surprise my Aunt opened the door instead of my parents. I'd forgot they were visitng for new year.

In my drunken hazy state I tried to think of something to say to my Aunt but the sudden standing up and engaging of brain went straight to my head so I threw up all over her instead.

My parents and especially my Aunt we're not amused.. it's was 11:30pm, I missed new year.

[RichardCranium]

When I was around 16 I went out for New Years celebrations with my mates ... it was 11:30pm, I missed new year.

Class!

... boat trip ... chucked the contents ... splattered

I learned, many years ago, to face the stern when throwing up over the side of a ship, not the bows. The wind blew my efforts straight back at me.

I had lumps in my plaited leather woggle and a huge stain on my Scout shirt & scarf for the entire 10 day camp.

It was in my hair and everything. I didn't get to wash it out until about 16 hours later. There were no showers on site so I didn't properly get clean until I got home, after the camp.

Luvverly.

(The scarf had a faded patch where the stomach acid had bleached it. For some weird reason my mother thought this was good reason to throw it away.)

[thelace]

(The scarf had a faded patch where the stomach acid had bleached it. For some weird reason my mother thought this was good reason to throw it away.)

Not the fact that you were 42 at the time then?

[bogeyman]

Have you ever snotted on someones back ?

I have.

I did a big sneeze at an insurance company eight years ago, snot eveywhere.
This lotus notes dev jumps up scrabbling at his back shouting 'that got me that did'

fag

And they say the forum is going downhill. Why ever do people think that?

[RichardCranium]

And they say the forum is going downhill. Why ever do people think that?

From bogeyman. Oh, the irony!