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    This sppon

    can be found at http://cwjholder.silkfair.com/29152#

    It's a Jam & Chutney Spoon that rests neatly on the rim of your dish!

    Apparnatly it's great for serving honey but it does not say how good it is for serving fanny batter etc
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

    #2
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    can be found at http://cwjholder.silkfair.com/29152#

    It's a Jam & Chutney Spoon that rests neatly on the rim of your dish!

    Apparnatly it's great for serving honey but it does not say how good it is for serving fanny batter etc
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      #3
      With built-in g spot stimulator to give your dish satisfaction that goes deeper than the rim.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        can be found at http://cwjholder.silkfair.com/29152#

        It's a Jam & Chutney Spoon that rests neatly on the rim of your dish!

        Apparnatly it's great for serving honey but it does not say how good it is for serving fanny batter etc
        Is a fanny batter a dysphemism?

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Is a fanny batter a dysphemism?
          Nope ... fanny batter is what coats fishy fingers ....
          The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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            #6
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            can be found at http://cwjholder.silkfair.com/29152#

            It's a Jam & Chutney Spoon that rests neatly on the rim of your dish!

            Apparnatly it's great for serving honey but it does not say how good it is for serving fanny batter etc
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Fanny batter? I thought chutney was a rusty sherrif's badge related reference.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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                #8
                It is - but this spoon has more than one use. Its a his and hers tool hence the jam and chutney reference
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Did nobody notice the comment at the bottom?

                  Cyberman
                  Nu Lie-bore
                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back? This would never have happened under the Tories.
                  Jul 23 2009
                  04:49AM
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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