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    #id
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post


    I pressed the [x] to close Firefox instead of the Maximise icon.

    Then my PC locked up.

    Then a century came and went.

    Then I logged in again.

    It's all signs of the early days of the Rise of the Machines.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #id
      and the fall of man

      my god i've got some serious wind.

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        #id
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        That's my shirts hung up and my toiletries transferred to the bathroom.
        exercise tyre
        flea comb, backscratcher and automated poo-flinging device

        HTH

        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #id
          the winds of change

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            #id
            the winds of etna more like.

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              #id
              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              my god i've got some serious wind.
              Real ale and a big bowl of muesli. That's good for wind.

              So are baked beans.

              HTH
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #id
                this is it though

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  and she goes to work at 9am the following day.


                  Half way to the next millennium already!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #id

                    No fireworks tonight. It's a shame 'cos I like them.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #id
                      the best thing for wind is a large salad. absolutely cracking. except the lack of stench. salad produces enormous wind with very little odour.

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