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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Frightened myself in the process, though.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostFortunately, I managed to deal with the situation.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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The security tape will show some middle-aged, pissed, mentalist nutter screaming his lungs out at the yoofs, nose to nose, one after the other.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostFrightened myself in the process, though.
I gave them a piece of my mind, as loudly as I could, with flecks of spittle hitting their faces as I did so.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Ooh, blimey!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostFor some reason that reminded me of the classic Shock Absorber Bounceometer (NSFW)
A "There's sound too" warning would be helpful.
Anyway, now I just need the house to myself for a few hours.
Actually, 2 or 3 minutes would do...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I then turned and headed promptly in the direction of the staff I had seen ...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThe security tape will show some middle-aged, pissed, mentalist nutter screaming his lungs out at the yoofs, nose to nose, one after the other.
I gave them a piece of my mind, as loudly as I could, with flecks of spittle hitting their faces as I did so.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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NotOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostJust had my Mum on the phone: it transpires that one of the polyps she had removed recently was pre-cancerous, and if they hadn't done the op it would have been too late in 12 - 18 months
However, they did do the op so, leaving aside her various other ailments, she'll be fine

it was there , but
that it now isn't there.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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... and what staff would that be then?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI then turned and headed promptly in the direction of the staff I had seen ...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Did you get that question wording exactly right?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostGiven a line l passing through the origin of a Cartesian plane, and a point x in that plane, how does one determine the position of a point x' on that line such that a line l' from x to x' is perpendicular to the line l? This has been confusing me all morning - I'm sure I must have learnt it sometime at school, but unfortunately that was a long time ago
Surely l' is a section of l?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Still, one woman stood and applauded me as I walked briskly past and a bloke on the concourse called out "That needed saying!"Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post... and what staff would that be then?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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