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Last one of a Fantasy Trilogy, called umm, oh I can't remember, but it stopped me from posting on here for a while, so I guess that's good... nothing else to do now, I might finally get around to firing up my chainsaw - yes really, by g/f bought me one for xmas, perhaps she's trying to get me to accidentally kill myself......Blaming it on permies since 1989 -
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Have you met Diver? He can give you lots of good advice about your chainsaw.Originally posted by umbongo View PostLast one of a Fantasy Trilogy, called umm, oh I can't remember, but it stopped me from posting on here for a while, so I guess that's good... nothing else to do now, I might finally get around to firing up my chainsaw - yes really, by g/f bought me one for xmas, perhaps she's trying to get me to accidentally kill myself......Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThe bugger. Was it a role suitable for you?
I had that as well once barstewards, worst thing was they arranged the interview date and time and then rang me back a few days later to say it was a mistake.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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i want to get my chainsaw fixed for some decent trimming. wonder if i could do that at the w/e....Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHave you met Diver? He can give you lots of good advice about your chainsaw.
And the emergency services.Comment
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Does he still have all his limbs? It would be like trusting a skinny chef.. I never think they are any good, they clearly don't like food.....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHave you met Diver? He can give you lots of good advice about your chainsaw.Last edited by umbongo; 22 September 2009, 11:21.Blaming it on permies since 1989Comment
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Ironically, a very hard word to pronounce after a drink or two.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat's the missing line from Hamlet's Soliloquy!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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