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Originally posted by DaveB View PostMorning all
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View Post
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You need to get that doggie housetrained.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post...I'm surrounded by tulipe on my bed...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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No sign of her yet...Originally posted by Zippy View PostGoodnight Zeity. Hope the lustee is - ahem - pleased to see you

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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGastronome, noun, a chap who eats so regularly you can set your watch by him or use his chewing as an underlying beat.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Now that conjures a disturbing (and painful) mental image!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post...she's playing some bollocks now thats making my ears bleed!!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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In to "work" yes.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
You got up and in then?
Into the Lustee, er, no.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEvening everyone
I'm trying to make a list of what I need for my hols.... I'm surrounded by tulipe on my bed and lists..... lists for ******* everything
Ok - Raspberry Jelly for tea - back in a bit
Indeed.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou need to get that doggie housetrained.
Start with a litter tray.Comment
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